tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

(via heyitsjessicamal)

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

(via thefuuuucomics)

jynnne:

I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.

jynnne:

I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.

(via halfhumanhalfneko)

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

Just a friendly reminder..

travelingpanda:

In 4 weeks..

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IT’S STARTING! OMG IT’S FUCKING STARTING!!!! 

Europe - inspired by (x)

(via waters-lancaster)

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

(via fight-o-r-flight)

We are living in a culture entirely hypnotized by the illusion of time, in which the so-called present moment is felt as nothing but an infinitesimal hairline between an all-powerfully causative past and an absorbingly important future. We have no present. Our consciousness is almost completely preoccupied with memory and expectation. We do not realize that there never was, is, nor will be any other experience than present experience. We are therefore out of touch with reality. We confuse the world as talked about, described, and measured with the world which actually is. We are sick with a fascination for the useful tools of names and numbers, of symbols, signs, conceptions and ideas. — Alan Watts
justinandhisbeard:

This band made music that hit my soul and got me through a lot. Gonna miss them. 

justinandhisbeard:

This band made music that hit my soul and got me through a lot. Gonna miss them. 

officialwhitegirls:

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second rule of boating school no eating in my classroom

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would anyone care for a bon bon?

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uhh i’ll eat one

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pick your favourite 

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how’s it taste 

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it’s a delightful taste sensation

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NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM

(via baloneyface)