COSMO SEX TIP #8329
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
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The Story So Far // Clairvoyant [x]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5167e6af63f0a72048409ad05124e0b/tumblr_mmwrvgzvuT1ql0rx6o1_500.gif)
Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012
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Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
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ze-d:
Imagine this waking up next to your lover seeing the sunset over the ocean, having a double shot coffee and the going for a surf naked, it doesn’t matter because there is no one around. you work during the day at your favourite store and come home swimming like a mermaid till your hands are crippled and your legs feel like they are about to fall off. Love at night, swim in the day. Not having a care in the world. This photo is one of my favourites ever, i want this.
but wouldn’t it be a sunrise? YA DINGUS
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“Tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright.
Oh please tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright”Oh the nostalgia
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